NATURE CALLS

-Wake up Icey, it's mating time!!!


-Oh, holy shit! MATING TIME!!! THAT'S A BIG TIME!!!


-Let's go Icey, chicks are waiting for us!
Okay buddy, let's go find some chicks.



-Hey, do you see overthere? Is it a chick?
-Of course yes! Three male penguins in the same fucking iceberg? That's impossible. Stay here. I will show her my magic. See and learn.



-Hello gorgeous, you are fabulous! It's mate time, I know? so, let the Nature do its job; don't say no to the Nature calling... gimme a kiss...



-Mate it, cabrón. PUNNNCH!!!!




-Now I'm sure: It's not a chick.
-Help, I'm bleeding!!! call 911!





-Hold on, buddy, I will find some help.





-Hey Icey, I'm back! Icey? Stay with me, pal!!
-What a hell is that?





[...penguins tend to show aggressive behavior in the mating time; male penguins struggle to the death for a mating chance. At the end of this season, thousands of males will find the death...this is cruel, but this is the Nature..]


-And cut! Good, very good boys, Nice scene! it was so realistic! Congratulations!
-You are welcome. If you need more realistic penguins scenes, just call me.
-I will. Hey guy take the money, you earned.
-Thank you buddy, Thanks National Geographic!


-You look very good, Icey. I saw all this blood and I thought that's serious.
-No, I cannot die, not now. Not before I snap your neck!