THE PARTY CRASHER

-Nice party, Icey.
-True. Andy Walrus parties are always good.



-Take a look: This is art!
-Andy Walrus is the Man!


-Good drinks, snacks, and chicks. All that want to bring into my life.
-Yeah, you are the Man too, pal.


-Hello guys!
-Hi you!



-Enjoying the party?
-Yeah!
-Nice! I'm having a good time here!



-Food is good?
-Sure, I love sea food.
-I'm just waiting for the sushi.


-Drink?
-The Daikiries are fantastic! you should try one!
-No, try whisky on the rocks!


-Good...Last question: WHO INVITED YOU GUYS?
-Andy Walrus... a friend of mine.
-Very close friend.

-I AM ANDY WALRUS!
-Bulshit, you are not Andy...
-Andy is a famous artist and you are just a J. Doe wishing to be famous for 15 minutes.
-Yeah! a fucking J. Doe

- I don't wanna be rude... You have the same fat face, the same spear tooth...but, aham, you are not Andy, right Icey?
-Well, you told it. Look at the picture again...

-Oh boy...
-Let's go Icey...

NATURE CALLS

-Wake up Icey, it's mating time!!!


-Oh, holy shit! MATING TIME!!! THAT'S A BIG TIME!!!


-Let's go Icey, chicks are waiting for us!
Okay buddy, let's go find some chicks.



-Hey, do you see overthere? Is it a chick?
-Of course yes! Three male penguins in the same fucking iceberg? That's impossible. Stay here. I will show her my magic. See and learn.



-Hello gorgeous, you are fabulous! It's mate time, I know? so, let the Nature do its job; don't say no to the Nature calling... gimme a kiss...



-Mate it, cabrón. PUNNNCH!!!!




-Now I'm sure: It's not a chick.
-Help, I'm bleeding!!! call 911!





-Hold on, buddy, I will find some help.





-Hey Icey, I'm back! Icey? Stay with me, pal!!
-What a hell is that?





[...penguins tend to show aggressive behavior in the mating time; male penguins struggle to the death for a mating chance. At the end of this season, thousands of males will find the death...this is cruel, but this is the Nature..]


-And cut! Good, very good boys, Nice scene! it was so realistic! Congratulations!
-You are welcome. If you need more realistic penguins scenes, just call me.
-I will. Hey guy take the money, you earned.
-Thank you buddy, Thanks National Geographic!


-You look very good, Icey. I saw all this blood and I thought that's serious.
-No, I cannot die, not now. Not before I snap your neck!

LUNCH TIME

-Check this fucking guy out! He's pathetic!
-Yeah! he makes me sick!










-He is just placed close this hole waiting for the moment when his lunch will jump off.
-Yeah! I can't belive. And one says that the man is an intelligent being...









And he is still waiting!! Jesus, what a hell is he waiting for?









-Pal... I've figured out the reason.
-So say, fucko!











I would like to tell it to you, but I have an appointment now and I am late. See you...or not!

WHAT'S UP?

-Hey dude, what's up?
-I don't know. I need to recycle myself







-Aham....keep a secret?
-Sure.








-So, try this one.








-smoke...








-smoke...








-smoke...








-smoke...









-smoke...






-smooooooke...fuuuuuusssshhhhhhhh!









-Whow, pal, that's a big swell! I had a trip through stars, pinky clouds with nasty girls over them. It's just like Jimmy Hendrix performing Purple Haze. Huuuge! What is it? Weed?









-I'm not sure. I 've just scratched it from the seal rocks. I think that's an authentic seal shit slug...









-You fucking freak!
- Yes I know. This is the secret and you promised.

FLOR VOCE É BONITA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!