ALIEN ATTACK

sssssssskathabooooooooooommmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




-Master, we are free at least!
-Yes, Gargo, I told you that the 49th dimension prision would not stop me.


Now, I can rule the entire Galaxy. Ha,Ha,Ha...But first, we must find a planet for my Headquarter, I mean, the Center of my empire...



-Look Master, a rocky planet overthere. We can land and anihilate all living beings and take the planet to us!



-Let some of them alive, we need slaves.
-My pleasure, Master.




-Nothing over this gigantic cosmic dust slug worths. See these creatures; they do not earn a plasma discharge. But we can change our starfighter for a starcruiser at least.
-So, take the ship and all the other things.
-Yes, my Master!



Krakatoooooooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



-Master, heat sensors indicate a blue planet ahead.



There are good natural conditions and life sensors indicate intense life activity.
-Good. Go there.



See, Master; excellent natural resources.



All this will belong to me, Gargo...Ha, Ha, Ha....



-(I hate when he laughs like an idiot...)



-What did you say, Gargo? You appear unhappy...If you wish, I can free you from your pain...
-No Master, I'm glad to service you...




-Master, the instruments indicate a kind of civilisation ahead.
-No good Technological ground, but it is suitable.





-Master, we are being attacked! check it out!
-Oh, it's just Jack Bauer, the white guy who save the World from Russians, Latinos and Muslims every Thursday's night. Now he's trying to save the planet from aliens; we have just to wait for the TV break and let whole planet burn.
-OK, Master, Excellent idea!



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-So, the next planet is the cold and boring planet at 203 persecs ahead.
-Full speed, Gargo.



-MASTER!, MASTER! The instruments are not responding!!! the last information recorded is about a cosmic radiation storm. Navigation instruments are not responding too!!!!
-Yes, I know! Abandon the starcruiser! the gravity is dragging the ship and we are going to strike the planet surface. We will have a little bit more chances in the space!



-Gargo, prepare my spacesuit. Go, go, go!!!
-Prepare my ass!!! this fucking ship is falling over a block of ice and you are still telling orders? Prepare it yourself!!



-You will pay for it Gargo...I'll never forget.
-We are in this shit and you are the responsible. That's your fault, master...don't forget it too. By the way, do you remember the time in the prision when I killed the Gloobber priosioner who forced you to marry him? You had never say thanks to me since I've saved your ass from your cellmate in the prision. That Gloobber male was truly interested in you.



-Wash your mouth before you talk about Ramón! He was a good guy who was taking care of me! When he hold me with his strong and tender arms, caressing me... , he just intended to protect me. Do you know? I can still hear his voice on my ears... There was something magic every single night when he came to me just to say goodnight...
-Aham...I see...
-Errrr.....Gargo, check your propellers, we will land in this God-damned planet!
-OK, back to the reality after a refreshing dream...Don't you Master?
-Do as you wish, my green servant...



- Once more, we escaped from the sure death.
-Yes, but we will die here if we do not find a shelter. It's very cold here. The thermal scanner indicates that the temperature is falling 35° per time cycle.




-I will check the wrecked ship for find something to protect us against the freezing weather.
-Yes, do it.


(...)




-AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
-RRRRRRRRROOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!
-MASTER, what's happening? MASTER!!!!



-A terrible creature! It had just invited me for a lunch, but the menu was me!
-At this moment it must be running to the opposite direction. You scared it. I'm sure.
-Really? So, take a look of that!!!




-HO, HO, HO!!! GUESS WHAT? I'M HUNGRY!!!!
- And I've found this fucking monster chewing parts of the shipwreck .It is so big! A laser pistol can't stop this shit!
-So, what can we do?

TO BE CONTINUED...